DOMINIC CIMILLUCA . . . . The Omni-Channel Oracle . . . . Once watered a silk Ficus so effectively it grew three feet overnight . . . . Legend has it he optimized an Amazon listing simply by winking at the monitor . . . . World's leading authority on the psychology of plastic photosynthesis . . . . DOMINIC CIMILLUCA . . . . Can detect a MAP pricing violation from three time zones away using only his sense of smell . . . . Rumored to have convinced a real cactus it was actually an imposter . . . . The only human capable of shipping a package before the customer clicks "Buy Now" . . . . Inventor of the "Infinite Conversion Funnel" (currently banned in three galaxies for being too profitable) . . . . DOMINIC CIMILLUCA . . . . Once held a board meeting with a set of kitchenware and the spatula took notes . . . . Has never lost a game of Monopoly because he owns the bank and the manufacturing plant . . . . Sole recipient of a high-five from the Amazon A9 Algorithm . . . . Voted "Most Likely to Sell Ice to a Polar Bear via Direct-to-Consumer Channels" . . . . DOMINIC CIMILLUCA . . . . Can forecast Q4 revenue by tasting the wind . . . . Once negotiated a vendor contract so favorable the supplier thanked him for taking their money . . . . Owner of a succulent collection that secretly runs a Fortune 500 company . . . . Can recite the entire logistics chain of a faux palm tree while juggling teacups . . . . DOMINIC CIMILLUCA . . . . Once convinced a shopping cart to abandon itself just to feel something . . . . The only man who knows the true location of the cloud . . . . Frequently mistaken for the physical embodiment of ROI. . . .